Wesleyisms

The magic of Christmas – when you stop unwrapping presents for a moment and listen, love is what you feel and hear.

I stood in the doorway pondering the difference between naked and nekkid, and the pizza delivery guy probably wondered if I was going to pay him.

Dear Santa, I am writing to let you know I have been naughty…and it was worth it!

I believe in magic. Magic is merely science we don’t understand yet.

Don’t just bring peace to the lives you touch. Be peace.

If you are truly thankful, you share.

Too many of us choose our path out of fear, disguised as practicality.

So many people are so heavenly minded, that they are no earthly good.

As long as you worry about what others think of you, you have given them power over you.

Sometimes life puts challenges in our way just to see how badly we want something.

When the argument is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.

Of course I’m naughty, I’m Wesley!

Choose wisely. Sometimes peace is better than being right.

Your life should be an adventure, not a need to arrive or make it.

Seeking power over others is weakness disguised as strength.

Being vulnerable is the true measure of courage.

Want to know right from wrong? Ask yourself, what if everyone else did it. You’ll have your answer.

Many merely exist. Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

Muscle fails as wisdom prevails.

Politics is the art of saying only what needs to be said, and that is not always the truth.

Deception is part of politics. A lie told long enough becomes the truth.

Religion asks you to learn from the experience of others while spirituality urges you to learn on your own.

Inner peace safely guides us to where thoughts alone cannot go.

I love Trey unconditionally. Expecting him to love me back would be conditional love.

You are not on a journey to nowhere, but rather a journey to now-here!

We are how we treat each other – nothing more.

Rage – in reaction to our leaders’ insanity – is a powerful energy that can be turned into fierce compassion.

Conservative thought is not morality.

I always behave, just not necessarily well.

You would be surprised if you knew what your soul said to God sometimes.

There is no dignity in avenging insults.

To often when I have loved, I have not said so.

Happy is the person who finds a true friend. Happier still when that true friend is your spouse.

Sex got me in trouble at age 12. I hope by age 75, I’ll straighten it out………….

I prayed with words for many years but received no answer until I prayed with my actions.

Have compassion for all. Some suffer too much, others suffer too little.

To love and be loved. That is true happiness.

You should never be ashamed to admit a mistake, for in doing so you are wiser today than yesterday.

It’s hard to be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.

You are not what you think you are, you are what you think.

Woe to the person who hides something in his heart and speaks another.

Why would God give me intellect and the ability to reason, if I weren’t meant to use them?

Reading supplies knowledge. Thinking provides application.

When you have actions to regret, you gain character.

If you’re too busy to laugh, you’re too busy.

Straight?!?!? So is spaghetti until you heat it up!

The Lord’s Prayer can be said equally by Jews, Muslims, and Christians. We need to rethink peace.

Modern healthcare has not slowed the aging process; it has slowed the dying process.

This morning, I was standing naked in front of the mirror and thinking to myself, ‘I’m going to get thrown out of this IKEA soon’.

Be careful what you promise on a dare!

Dear Santa: I can explain… no, really, I can!

I went to a strip mall the other day. Was I ever disappointed…Everybody else had on clothes.

Conservative thought is not morality.

We are all freaks. Some of us are just more honest.

We will continue to condemn people until we recognize, love, and accept what we despise in ourselves.

I see my life as a journey into the mystery of God. Perhaps God is the journey and not the destination.

If home is where the heart is, then Trey is home.

Be earnest in your actions and you will be the one blessed.

When I said I don’t sleep with married men, what I meant to say was I don’t sleep with happily married men!

Slavery was abolished by the minority
Women’s suffrage was abolished by the minority
Anti-Miscegenation laws were abolished by the minority
Marriage Inequality will be abolished by the minority.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

All of us contain a squealing, giggling, running child that just knows warm sun on naked skin just goes together.

Do not be afraid of failure. Be afraid of success in things that don’t really matter.

The most important issue in life is not winning; it is being faithful to your core values.

If you see me smiling (and you know which smile), I am thinking about something naughty. If you see me laughing, it’s because I have already done it.

I have decided I no longer want to be called gay. You may call me ecstatic!

If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.

You are going to die so stop worrying about everything. Be naked. Follow your heart.

In lieu of my usual NFW, I share that nine years ago today, Trey Owen received his life saving adult stem cell transplant. Please share in my joy that the love of my life is still with us all.

Trey tells me he doesn’t remember his mistakes because there’s no sense in both of us remembering his mistakes.

Being gay means no one expects you to kiss and not tell.

I went to a nude wedding once. I came within half a inch of being the best man.

You have been given this life because you are strong enough to handle it.

God is for me a verb to be lived and not a noun to be defined.

As I sit here naked reading Facebook posts and giggle, I realize I jiggle when I giggle.

For many people, chocolate is a guilty pleasure. My guilty pleasure is being Wesley.

The older I get, the more I’m not as interested in what you have to tell or sell as in how you choose to live and give.

I reminded Trey today that my heart was his, and as a bonus, he gets all my other parts absolutely free!

Easter takes us out of time and for a moment we glimpse eternity.

One can live as though nothing is a miracle. One can live as though everything is a miracle. It’s your choice…………..

Ah Spring, Mother Nature’s way of saying “Let’s Party!” (naked of course…………)

Want to grow love? Sow joy……………..

Sometimes I dream I am flying. Sometimes I dream I am naked. I am glad I never dream I am flying naked. Imagine the turbulence!

Each of us is a pen in God’s hand and He is writing love letters to the world.

If you realize you are an angel on earth, don’t complain about the wings.

To access God, help those who need help – there you will find God.

No amount of travel down the wrong road will bring you to the right place.

Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness.

Respect bought with money, is not worth it.

Deceit must be clothed. Truth loves to go naked.

Many people wish to be saved from the consequences of their vices, but not their vices.

Laughter in the bedroom is fine – so long as you don’t point.

I’m not against naked people – not as often as I would like.

Of all the liars in the world, my fears are the worst liars.

My mother called me naughty on Christmas Day and my aunt replied but he’s a naughty sweetheart!

I have decided to be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Loose the words of passion’s fire,
Kindle the flame.
Stir in me desire,
With the soft uttering of my name.

It is far easier to forgive someone for being wrong than it is to forgive someone for being right.

Never ever fry bacon when you’re naked.

God made Trey handsome and foolish; handsome so that I would love him; and foolish, so that he could love me.

I love sitting naked in a bean bag chair and eating Cheetos. I hope Walmart lets me come back in.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.

Homosexuality is found in nature in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in just one.

All who want joy, must give joy; joy was born a twin.

When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between your ears.

I scared the postman by going to the door naked. I’m not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.

I never let your morals get in the way of me doing what’s right.

Youth looks ahead, old age looks back, and middle age looks tired.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.

I went to a strip mall near my house the other day. Was I ever disappointed…Everybody else had on clothes.

We often spend so much money on clothes not realizing our best moments are spent naked.

Enjoying sex with another man does not make you gay. Being gay is the ability to fall in love with another man.

Our biological sex drive is several million years older than our intelligence……….

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie.

Deceit must be clothed. Truth loves to go naked.

Why is it a naked woman in heels looks beautiful and a naked man in shoes looks silly?

In hotel rooms I worry. I think, I can’t be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.

I went to a strip mall near my house the other day. Was I ever disappointed…Everybody else had on clothes.

What’s all the fuss about same-sex marriages? I’ve been married for years, and I keep having the same sex.

Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape…..

If people were meant to be naked, we would have been born that way………oh, wait

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

We often spend so much money on clothes not realizing our best moments are spent naked.

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision………

Sunlight floods the whole sky from horizon to horizon.
How much it fills your room depends on your windows.

For me, Nekkid and nude
Should never be construed
As synonyms to express
The same deficiency of dress.
They are as wide apart,
As love from lies or truth from art……….

Follow your dreams! Except for that one where you’re naked at work.

Subway’s foot long sub sandwiches have been measured by many and the results are out. They are an inch smaller. Seems subway has caught up with what men have been advertising on line for years.

Snow falling soundlessly always calms the man inside me and allows my little boy out to play and wonder……………

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes…

Well behaved men seldom make history.

Sometimes I dream I am flying. Sometimes I dream I am naked. I am glad I never dream I am flying naked. Imagine the turbulence!

I am male by birth. Man by age. Gentleman by choice.

I had a patient tell me his medications were making him alternatively feel like he was a teepee and a wigwam. I told him he was two tents………………….

I had a transgendering patient this week who was concerned about drinking and eating too much. He said all he wanted to do was eat, drink, and be Mary……

I have discovered Social Security Sex. You get a little each month but not enough to enjoy yourself.

Patients forget what I say.
Patients forget what I do.
But patients never forget how I make them feel.
This is the art of medicine.

I’m glad I am a man who has danced naked in uptown Charlotte at midnight.

Passion in life, is life! Get nekkid and dance!

A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare.

This morning, I was standing nekkid in front of the mirror and thinking to myself, ‘I’m going to get thrown out of this IKEA soon.

Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.

If you always keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

Sex is natural, but not if it’s done right!

Underwear is not the best thing on earth, but next to it.

If God is watching, the least I can do is be entertaining.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I discovered most people scream the same way whether they are about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches their foot.

Cum in dubium, mussitabit!
(When in doubt, mumble!)

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory!

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.